rosaparking: babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
I hate my life so much I have physical pain in my stomach
Enters school gates.
Me: I want to go home.
I have no friends
I just want to go far far away from here
laugh-addict: take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
nobody-knows-nothing: okay i need to talk about an issue so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd and how it had this: and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one...
trust: im the man who had the cheese im the man who had the jerky we put em both together and dude it really workey cheese jerky say what say what